SAME OLD MAN LIVIN' AT THE MILL
THE MILL TURNED 'ROUND OF ITS OWN FREE WILL
HAND IN THE HOPPER AND THE OTHER IN THE SACK
LADIES STEP FORWARD AND THE GENT'S FALL BACK

WELL DOWN SAT AND SAID ALL QUIET
A LONESOME DAY AND A LONSOME NIGHT
THOUGHT HEARD A PRETTY BIRD SNEEZE
LORD ALMIGHT, SLEEP NEXT DAY

WELL IF SAID THE RAVEN AS SHE FLEW
IF I WAS A YOUNG ONE I'D HAVE TWO
ONE FOR THE KID AND ANOTHER TO SOW
AND I'D HAVE A STRING FOR MY DOODLE BLOW

WELL MY OLD MAN IS IN KALAMAZOO
HE DON'T WEAR NO YES I DO
FIRST TO THE LEFT AND THEN TO THE RIGHT
THE OLD MAN IS GOING TO STAY ALL NIGHT